Let me tell you a true story:
Some months ago, I endeavored to make soup. Soup is generally made in the kitchen, which in my case is a small, narrow room with an antiquated system of clotheslines running out from a no-longer-particularly-functional spring-loaded retraction fixture above the…
I am reblogging this, because Melanie is one of my favorite people and it gave me a laugh.
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I’m tempted to say “pics or it didn’t happen” not because I don’t believe you, but because I really would love to see this scene as it happened. I’d settle for an aftermath picture… or perhaps a comic-style rendition of the events?
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