February 2012
22 posts
The Blog Has Been Drinking (Not Me):... →
motoroladroid:
After 5 hours of strenuous, sweaty, labor, a woman finally gives birth. Her red, crying face smiles weakly as the doctor presents her child to her. “Congratulations, he’s a boy!” says the doctor.
The woman sits up suddenly, her soaked hair falling over her shoulders. “YOU…
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Anonymous asked: WAIT. DO YOU HAVE RAINBOW DASH HAIR? :O
January 2012
143 posts
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I moved into my new dorm room a few days ago, as per the flood last semester and politely bitching until I got a new placement. This room is much better, much nicer. I also have my playstation set up and my Star Wars poster right behind it because I’m a ~*snowflake*~.
However, I have noticed that I have five boxes dedicated to books and only one small bookshelf. It’s characteristic of...
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mrskalnoky:
internetallnightsleepallday:
mrskalnoky:
I was trying to explain to my friend that if he learned to swing dance, he’d have any girl he wanted.
Apparently, I didn’t make a convincing argument
I know how to swing dance.
WOMEN FLOCK TO ME (not really though)
omg You need to teach me or something so we can dance
Deal.
Wait, Robert, you can...
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Any amazing blogs suggestions?
hoopy-frood:
lurrrvecraft
ziggystarbucks
elitefourbruce
skulllduggery
nullifiedknight
and pretty much everyone else I follow
I’m in the top 5 of 400? Hell, that was way better than I did in high school!
guh <3
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watering can at the ceremony of innocence: full... →
alelepants:
Let me tell you a true story:
Some months ago, I endeavored to make soup. Soup is generally made in the kitchen, which in my case is a small, narrow room with an antiquated system of clotheslines running out from a no-longer-particularly-functional spring-loaded retraction fixture above the…
I am reblogging this, because Melanie is one of my favorite people and it gave me a...
